Cool Hand Luke

This will not be a "nobody nationally is talking about Luke Altmyer" post (although they're not). This will not be "my quarterback is better than your quarterback" (although he is). I'm not going to follow the standard "if he was at any other Big Ten school he'd be on every top-5 list for the Heisman" trope. The sports world is way to "amplify the injustice in order to hype the player." I don't enjoy that world.

Mostly because Luke Altmyer doesn't required amplified injustice to sing his praises. He just needs stats. Like...