Mike Thomas: "What? 8 wins in football and/or a sweet sixteen in hoops? But I don't have the foggiest idea of how to hire coaches that would have the foggiest idea of how to accomplish that. Better lower your expectations a bit for Mike Thomas programs. How does 4-5 wins in football and .500 in hoops with no NCAAs sound? And I'll try not to screw up the golf program. Does that work?"