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Top Ten Things overheard in Iowa City These Days
by Rabid Dawg
- "Make mine a double, bartender, but keep it at (wink wink) 'arm's reach.'"
- "Technically, in order to 'lose control' of a program, I think you actually had to 'have control' of it to begin with."
- "Come on, it's no big deal. It's just (enter drug or alcoholic beverage here)."
- "Basketball's just something we do here until wrestling season starts."
- "Keep 'em coming. Coach says I gotta be drunk and outta downtown by nine o'clock."
- "We've gotten the best players out of Illinois lately... if you don't count the ones that went to Illinois, Arizona, or Duke."
- "You don't suppose Raveling's available, do you?"
- "Honest, officer... that's not my dope in the car. And that's not my gas in the gas tank, either!"
- "I still say Kaufmann didn't get it off in time."
And the number one thing overheard in Iowa City these days....
- "AND NOW... THE STARTING LINEUP FOR YOUR IOWA HAWKEYES!... Oops, wait a minute, that's the police blotter."
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