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Top Ten Reasons it is OK to Make Fun of the Iowa Hawkeyes
by Brumby

  1. They lost to Northwestern in two consecutive seasons.
  2. Bob Bowlsby is the highest paid AD with the lowest returns in the Big Ten.
  3. Reggie Evans ears are bigger than Dumbo's, but he still cannot jump more than eight inches off the ground.
  4. They are stupid enough to have friends who leave their marijuana in their cars.
  5. Steve Alford still believes he is the Big Ten Champion from 2001.
  6. Steve Alford went to Indiana.
  7. Luke Recker went to the un-holy triumvirate of schools in one college career, Arizona, Indiana, & Iowa.
  8. They lost at home in the NIT with a team that was supposed to make a run in the NCAAs.
  9. Brody Boyd and Kyle Galloway look like they lost their lucky charms.
  10. Two words that will live in infamy: Bruce Pearl.
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